Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students-
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE -
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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-Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.Teacher:
How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:
How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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-Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom
.Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Eat this!!@#$%**#$%##$^*^&
1. January to December ; Sunday to Saturday ; Am to Pm ; My feelings for u have never changed..........
U....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!
2. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come
along with me i'll take u an eyespecialist !!
3. If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on thehorse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
5. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
6. LOVE is like a CIGAR. It starts with a fire..continues with smoke..and ends in ashes.
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
7. Dear Friend, when i ask u flower u give me bouquet---when i ask u a stone u give me a statue---when i ask u
a feather u give me peacock. ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
8. when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot.
9. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. ...change it toexclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
10. SMILE - is a language of love......SMILE - is a source to win hearts.........SMILE - creates greatness in ur
personality...... SO....Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards.
11. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min......A beer shortens your life by 4 min......A working day shortens
your life by 8 hours!!!!..
12. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
13. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
Thursday, June 30, 2005
A Monkey Story
Story goes like this ---- “A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat; the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.......................”
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Guess What????????.
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The answer is almost like -- "You think only you have a grandfather".
The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat; the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.......................”
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Guess What????????.
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The answer is almost like -- "You think only you have a grandfather".
Saturday, June 25, 2005
what u feel at the time, when u reading the two following quotes!
"What is joy?
It is a bird
That we all want to catch
It is the same bird
That we all love to see flying." ---Sri Chinmoy
"When I start comparing myself to every stranger I pass on the street -- convinced that each one is thinner, richer, smarter, and happier than I am -- I will try to remember that they're looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing".----Barbara Graham
It is a bird
That we all want to catch
It is the same bird
That we all love to see flying." ---Sri Chinmoy
"When I start comparing myself to every stranger I pass on the street -- convinced that each one is thinner, richer, smarter, and happier than I am -- I will try to remember that they're looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing".----Barbara Graham
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